While carefully examining every little tremor the myriad strands of this lightning web convey to me and serving you the finest morsels on a silver plate may indeed have its little pleasures, investing time, energy and, yes, even a bit of heartblood on an almost daily basis without asking for anything in return does sap the few reservoirs of will left in me.
Since the 18th of December is the day I hatched into this vale of tears and in order to refuel those desperately needed resources required to keep going for yet another year of hardship, sweat and toil, it is time to give something back in
The Dwaleberry Appreciation Day Art Challenge

That's right: This journal is awesome, we all know it and on December 18th you can show how much you appreciate this darkly glowing yet strangely addicting corner of the internets by humbly bringing forth an offering that will please my ego and sate my hunger for all things awesome at the same time.
As the name implies, merely pointing to something found on the net will not be enough. Instead and as a hommage not only to myself but also the gods of creativity, poetry and creation, you will have to create something yourselves!
Now, this time, we'll broaden the spectrum a bit to allow even those without any expertise in the visual arts to participate (even though I know quite a few people on my friendslist are quite the artists), so that you may not only draw a picture, but also put together a collage, write a poem/hymn, come up with a short story, tinker up a little figure or something else entirely. Even a haiku or dirty limerick might be okay!
The main thing is to go out there and create something, so that on December 18th, in a post that will be impossible to overlook, you may present to yours truly the wonders you have brought forth.
"But what", I hear you say, "would be most pleasing to thine taste, my Khan?"
Ah, 'tis quite easy. Here are the categories that will be to my liking, in a somewhat descending order:
1.
Annabelle de la Croix: My latest roleplaying character, Mademoiselle de la Croix was originally planned as an Ananasi computer expert, but turned out to be, concept-wise, adaptable to pretty much any RPG system. A brilliant chess player/strategist, mathematician, mentalist and overall reality hacker, she is a mixture of Susan Sto Helit, Nico Robin, American McGee's Alice and Sherlock Holmes with a heavy dose of eight-legged goodness thrown in, using her extraordinary abilities to investigate, analyze and remedy the broken symmetry of the Great Web as required. Impeccably polite yet always somewhat distant and even a bit unsettling, she prefers to watch and wait patiently until the right moment to act has come, steering the unfolding events in the right direction by a soft touch here and a slight tug there, enjoying a hot cup of tea with a faint smile after all is said and done.
While the first attempt at visualisation turned out be
quite unsatisfactory, this
rough sketch I did yesterday might be a bit more suitable at giving you a proper idea of how she looks like.
This picture, taken from the D20 Modern rulebook, is also pretty accurate, apart from the haircut, that is. Also,
this picture is a good example of her haircut (only a bit shorter) while
this one perfectly portrays her body proportions (less boobage, however). So yeah, overall, she looks...spidery. Spidery and Victorian.
2.
Dwaleberry: Ah, the viciously violent, unendingly horny and overall uncouth ninja badger we've all grown to love. Hailing from the fabled undergrowth of Foresia, a Jump 'n Run world threatened by the murky hordes of the Fish King, Dwaleberry discovered an ancient system of root canals (I just came up with that pun, LOL) connecting his world to a hundred other ones. First rampaging and humping his way across the Forgotten Realms, he then emerged in a dark Mutants&Masterminds version of New York, in which he used his Ninja skills of illusion and trickery to become The Justifier, an infamous superhero who, disguised as a young blonde gal, old grandma or little girl, shredded his way through dozen of thugs, gang members and criminals in the most brutal ways imaginable once they attacked him.
In case you need to freshen up your memory,
this picture here is a sum up of the essential elements concerning his appearance,
this the picture I drew myself for my last birthday and
this the only picture I got at all on my birthday (shame on you other guys :( ), which turned out all the more awesome, though.
3. In case all else fails, you may also check out the interests listed in my info page and pick one or more to create something awesome, which shouldn't be too hard since my interests are awesome from the start anyways. What would be very cool indeed would be a collage of some or hopefully all of these things that I can then put up on my info page so people get a first gist of what this LJ is all about.
A poem about one or more interests of mine, singularity for example, would be fine too, though.
So yeah, get out there, people, and get creative! Judging from last year's almost near disaster, the urge to slack off and sit on your bums all day not doing anything is pretty strong indeed, so to give you a bit of an incentive, I might even throw in a small package of German chocolate for the winner of this little competition. Shipping cost is a bitch, but should my mind be sufficiently blown away, it would be worth it.
P.S.: Here's the picture I did for my birthday like three years ago:

LOL. I'm sure you can do better.